Iraq in 2014: Another Bush Mess, Another Obama Mop & Bucket
At the risk of sounding like an Obama Acolyte, or at the very least someone who can’t be intellectually honest enough to acknowledge President Barack Obama’s own responsibility for what’s transpiring...
View ArticleCopycat Terrorists Biting Bush/Cheney’s Style
It’s bad enough that they have to be barbaric throwbacks to a lesser-evolved time, wielding their violent power viciously as they go, but do the terrorists of ISIS also have to be such blatant...
View ArticleSeriously Though, What The Fuck Can/Should/Will We Do About ISIS?
Sometimes I think people who occupy the blogosphere (Sweet Jesus, typing that made my teeth itch.) — are all in a race to convince everyone both in and out of the blogosphere — still hate that fucking...
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How Would Have Arming ISIS Helped Us Defeat ISIS Now? Ask The Republicans
So as much as I’ve admitted recently that I genuinely am out of answers for what we should do about ISIS, I have to say that any Republican getting on the television or Intertubes these days and...
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5 Things We Wish Obama Would Say In His ISIS Address Tonight
President Barack Obama will address the nation from the White House tonight to presumably give his pitch for increased authority to arm the rebels in Syria, and to authorize airstrikes in the war-torn...
View ArticleThe Fuzzy Line Between Bush and Obama
At this point it’s almost become a political commentary cliché to say it, but the reality is that the differences between Barack Obama’s presidency and that of George W. Bush are almost all matters of...
View ArticleWant to be more like ISIS? Ban Evolution in Your Classrooms
Sometimes, rarely, but sometimes I think those of us who occupy the space to the left of center in American politics can be a little quick to put religious conservatives into the same box that the...
View ArticleHere a War, There a War, Everywhere a War-War
It’s that time of year again. That special time when Americans feel this most Ameri-Can-Do spirit. The long summer is melting away into a cooler autumn (provided you live in an area with a climate that...
View ArticleDick Cheney Should Get Punched In His Cock Every Time He Talks About War
I don’t think Dick Cheney is a very self-aware human being. Either that, or the opiate-like effect that millions of dollars in blood money in your bank account can have on your sense of self-awareness...
View ArticleELECTION 2016: ISIS Executioner Endorses Dr. Ben Carson
SPRINGFIELD, SYRIA — A man claiming to be one of the executioners in a video released by ISIS has started a new YouTube channel. The CIA, NSA, FBI and the NCAA are all attempting to verify the veracity...
View ArticleDaesh Takes Credit for War on Christmas
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, SYRIA — Daesh, the terrorist organization that sprung up out of the power vacuum created by the Iraq War, is taking credit for what they are calling “the most stunning blow ever...
View ArticleDaesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, SYRIA — Daesh, the radical Islamist terrorist group that has risen to power in the power vacuum created by the Iraq War, released a statement this week praising the Republican...
View ArticleThe Political Garbage Chute’s Do’s and Don’ts For Raping Daesh Soldiers
Recently, leaders within the Islamic State, or Daesh as they really don’t like to be called, issued a fatwa on the proper ways to rape women and young girls. Apparently, there’s been some confusion...
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